Sep 04
A woman was given two clocks by her husband as a Christmas present. She did not collect clocks and they already had plenty of clocks in the house. However, she was very please to receive them. Why?
A woman was given two clocks by her husband as a Christmas present. She did not collect clocks and they already had plenty of clocks in the house. However, she was very please to receive them. Why?
No one is going to guess? Well guess I have to:
She didn’t give him what he wanted that Christmas. So he clocked her twice. Merry Christmas!
O.o
PS. I joke! Don’t hurt me!
One was attached to a watch and one was attached to a car.
Wow, this one is shameful. Can’t we find one that isn’t so open ended. I can think of 20 viable answers… but I’m going with this one.
Her husband was dead and when he rose from the grave and delivered two clocks to her door on Christmas day, she was just freakin glad he didn’t kill her and eat her brains.
The clocks are fully functional and used to measure time.
The clocks are only used occasionally and never when she was alone.
She had a particular hobby.
Ok, um, this one is a stumper!
Competitive eater?
She played chess.